Hello Scrumptious Crumpets of Biblical Certitude, Here's the entire series. Enjoy! See more videos on my Instagram account or my Facebook...

Dear Precious Little Friends, I have been called away on important business, involving saving the Earth from excessively touchy and...

Darling Marionettes of Right Doing, As you know I have been laboring to complete my novel, The Mrs. Gladys Merriweather's Young Ladies'...

The past month, I've been treated to numerous visitations from the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley. I met him at the bakery next to...

Darling Foes of Turpitude, First, I must apologize for my absence during the past month. I was called away for an impromptu cruise along...

Unfortunately, the uncouth masses of today are inclined to use their mouths and their tongues, in particular, for all sort of nasty...

Darling Readers, The furry little fellow saw his shadow today, so we're in for six more weeks of winter. I thought you would need to...

Here's a little pictorial acrostic for you. I do hope your year is filled with all these wonderful things. Ham Angel Pantyhose Prayer...

A Christmas Fantasy Precious Dolls from the Lord's Toy Chest, Enter now with me into a Christmas fantasy. Last night, as I lay upon my...

Recently, the Lord and I were chatting about what my post for November should be. Naturally, knives came up right away because of...

Dear Modest and Sober Vigilantes of the Marital Act, It is now October, so that means we are entering the sexy season of the slut. Yes,...

Dearest Lace Doilies from the Lord's Own Fall-Themed China, as you know I have been tightly wedged in my prayer closet under very strict...

As you know, I have entered my prayer closet in order to complete the manuscript of my novel. However, I do not intend to leave you as...

Dearest Pristine White Roses, Unsullied by the Pink Worm, As you know, the Lord and I are close companions. Some of you might say we are...

Last month, I couldn’t stop ruminating on my neighbor’s bush. One afternoon, Dickie and I were enjoying a Bloody Mary. He was in the...

Beavers Hole is a wonderful city to live in because it is populated, mostly, with godly and appropriate people. My exclusive neighborhood...

As I sunk into my pink chenille-covered recliner in my bedroom, I had an inspiration from the Lord to rest and rejuvenate my tired...

Last night, as I cuddled into my dreamy angel, extra-pillowtop mattress, I had no idea that the Lord or someone would unveil a vision of...

We had a bachelor neighbor, let’s call him “Gandalf,” who spied on both of us when we were showering.