I woke up this morning nested in the plush pink carpet of my elegant prayer closet, surrounded by litter: banana cupcake liners, corn...

Yes, Sweetest, Little, Baby-Pink House Slippers, Unsullied by the Dirty Brown Earth, as I prayed for guidance on this month’s post, I...

This summer and fall, so far, I’ve been having a mostly jolly time with my Christian Women’s Gardening Club...

We all know that appearance is absolutely everything for the Christian family,

“So how does a lady refresh herself? How do I stop myself from feeling so nasty, so unclean, so slutty like that trash dump, Titsy?”

If, on the other hand, you are a night owl, it goes without saying that you are diseased, destitute, and dumb.

a feeble-minded hag such as Titsy is all too ready to find fault with anything that is said

“Gladys, the intestines are similar to the lips.”

The Lord has ordained that I must rewrite The Mrs. Gladys Merriweather’s Young Ladies’ Guide to Venereal Etiquette.

Make Him Work for It

Here comes the bride all dressed in white!

Dwell on Pleasant Things

Resting (and Maybe, Even, Sleeping) in the Lord

Dark Forces may be sending my emails to your spam folder!

Make Mealtime Fun!

Hope for Filthy-Mouthed Sad, Old Trollops

Change your life today; start wearing pantyhose.

Artwork on Any Budget